Wow... You are fucking dense!
- Me: Yo- What's up!
- Guy: Oh! Woah! I didn't recognize you with the sunglasses
- Me: ... Right... So, you got an exam right now?
- Guy: Nope, just going to study in the Library.
- Me: Cool. I just got done taking my Italian exam. Now I need to work my ass off for two portfolio reviews tomorrow.
- Guy: Cool. Let's go party soon.
- Me: I'll see about it. Ah... shit... need to go... like work....
- LATER~~~~ Through text conversation----
- Guy: Sup loserr
- Me: Haha... Fuck you. I'm doing work for my portfolio.
- Guy: Hahaha Good Girl. Can we chill some time before the semester is over?
- Me: After my all nighter and boring as fuck portfolio reviews tomorrow I'm down for anything and everything.
- Guy: Haha Everything sounds so sexual lol
- Me: ... Haha... I'm not surprised considering everything I say is a double entendre.
- Guy: Hahahaha ur funny. Sounds kinda perverted.
- So I stop writing back.... Wow.... this guy... is stupid. *goes back to work*
