Wow... You are fucking dense!

Me: Yo- What's up!
Guy: Oh! Woah! I didn't recognize you with the sunglasses
Me: ... Right... So, you got an exam right now?
Guy: Nope, just going to study in the Library.
Me: Cool. I just got done taking my Italian exam. Now I need to work my ass off for two portfolio reviews tomorrow.
Guy: Cool. Let's go party soon.
Me: I'll see about it. Ah... shit... need to go... like work....
LATER~~~~ Through text conversation----
Guy: Sup loserr
Me: Haha... Fuck you. I'm doing work for my portfolio.
Guy: Hahaha Good Girl. Can we chill some time before the semester is over?
Me: After my all nighter and boring as fuck portfolio reviews tomorrow I'm down for anything and everything.
Guy: Haha Everything sounds so sexual lol
Me: ... Haha... I'm not surprised considering everything I say is a double entendre.
Guy: Hahahaha ur funny. Sounds kinda perverted.
So I stop writing back.... Wow.... this guy... is stupid. *goes back to work*